Relationships

It’s just a date

“The scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up.” I stumbled across this heart-warming little sentiment earlier this year, and it put fear into my heart for two reasons. Firstly, I’m not sure I’m ready for marriage and, secondly, no one likes being dumped. If you’re anything […]

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I got dumped. By text.

A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned how if I owned a food truck, it would be an ice-cream truck called Stone Cold Heart and I’d play empowering break up songs and sell delicious flavours like Don’t Be Sad Salted Caramel, You Deserve Better Strawberry, But I’m Lovely Lime and, what I suspect would be a […]

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Alan is an a***hole

This is Alan. Alan is an a***hole. (Sorry to anyone who thought I was just about to spray the last guy I dated. I could … but I won’t. Mostly because his name wasn’t Alan. And also because I’m a nice person *cough, cough*) Don’t be fooled by Alan’s happy-go-lucky, goldfish looking exterior. He’s got […]

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Bottoms up!

Today I made a startling discovery thanks to The Daily Mail—one that had me running for the work bathroom so I could check my butt out.  Seriously. It’s the ‘thut’. It sounds like it’s going to be sexy, right? It’s actually about as sexy as a … well, I don’t quite know but please, read […]

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